Adverts, again

"Are you looking for a better way to save money on your car insurance?" asked the man on the TV.

And yes, I was. Most people sit around thinking about football, or showbusiness, or - occasionally - the world and how to fix what's wrong with it, but there was me, that evening, thinking to myself, "Well, there are many means by which I could save money on my car insurance; however, somehow I don't seem to find any of them quite satisfactory. I wonder if there's a way that's, you know, similar to those ways but in some sense better."

Fuckwits.