Ode to the Croquant
There are many, many Croquants spread across the Empire's lands
Some are bigger than your feet and some are smaller than your hands
Croquants come in two varieties - one has a puffed-up chest;
But the other Croquant's noted for his fashionable crest.
Now learn these words of wisdom for it really doesn't do
To misidentify a Crested - they're divided into two:
The Lesser Crested Croquant's crest doth stand most fair and tall
But the Greater Crested Croquant has the greatest crest of all.
Some are bigger than your feet and some are smaller than your hands
Croquants come in two varieties - one has a puffed-up chest;
But the other Croquant's noted for his fashionable crest.
Now learn these words of wisdom for it really doesn't do
To misidentify a Crested - they're divided into two:
The Lesser Crested Croquant's crest doth stand most fair and tall
But the Greater Crested Croquant has the greatest crest of all.
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