Friday 6 April 2007

Why Vegetarians Are Wrong

One bar of butter, fresh from the dairy, and warmed just enough that it almost spreads.
One loaf of the finest ever-so-slightly-crusty bread, direct from the baker's.
And most important of all, eight slices of the world's best bacon, direct from the butcher's.

I sliced the bread and left a knob of butter on each slice.
I fried the bacon in a pan, using premium olive oil instead of cooking oil because I am decadent like that (and because I couldn't find any cooking oil).
I put the slices of bacon onto the bread so that the heat from the bacon melted the butter into the bread.

This is the finest cuisine known to man.

And that's why vegetarianism is wrong.

9 comments:

Pat said...

Agreed. Additionally, those who don't practice Cannibalism are fools. No one can beat a bit of fried human bum cheeks on toast!

Rob said...

Hence the phrase "Let me just find you a spoon so you can eat my arse" is a term of endearment in many countries.

Michael J. Giarlo said...

Why on earth would you cook bacon in anything besides its own delicious fat?

Pork fat beats any oil, hands down.

Points off for style.

Anonymous said...

I am a vegetarian, and I have learned that you have to give up some things that you like for what's right. How would you like it if all pigs thought when they heard the word humans, is "MMMM! Imagine how they would taste fried?"

I wanna eat a Vegetarian said...

Response to:
I am a vegetarian, and I have learned that you have to give up some things that you like for what's right. How would you like it if all pigs thought when they heard the word humans, is "MMMM! Imagine how they would taste fried?"

You are an IDIOT. Really, I would love that. If that were the case, pigs would get shot on sight and I would have bacon everyday. But seriously, you are an IDIOT. "....fo what's right..."?!!! Grow up, they are animals you moron. I really wish I could rip your fingernails off right now. Just remember, you are an IDIOT.

Anonymous said...

You'll realise one day what a fool you look by slagging off people who choose not to eat meat

Daniel said...

Animals have the ability to suffer. Thus, eating meat causes unnecessary suffering. The meat industry is extremely violent and savage. That's why I went veg, it's really that simple. Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Edison, Aristotle, and tons of others agreed with me and were also vegetarians. Were they fools too?

Anonymous said...

You are heartless, ripping people for
not eating meat. That is our choice. You are an idiot for not being kind. You wouldn't understand, we think eating animals is wrong.

Anonymous said...

I am veggi, just to say.
So, I think you all like living, am i right, so do the animals do you think they want to be taken away from there family, watch other animals killed in front of them and then killed them selfs knowing it was going to happen. The animals want to live and be happy just as much as you do.